real performance artists
wear umbrella hats
as evidenced by these genuine, un-retouched photos of
REAL performance artists
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April 13, 2003
Wayne
April 21, 2003
Bruce
April 26, 2003
John
April 26, 2003
Janine
April 26, 2003
Solomaya
May 1, 2003
Wendy
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more things about I know about UMBRELLA HATS
Lily Tomlin's Trudy points out that for some reason, muggers steer clear of people wearing umbrella hats.
Is it related to the mystic connection between Spiderman and Umbrella Hats???
Only the Michigan State Fair knows for sure.
On another side-note, the Half-Bakery muses on the Umbrella-Coat-Hat combination.
Finally, here's a couple of cute kids wearing their rain-repellers (at Plympton, MA's "Strawberry Shortcake Road Race"). Although they're playing it safe by wearing ponchos as well. Ponchos that say "Cool". And let's face it--when you wear an umbrella hat, you are the epitome of cool.
I wonder why no-one wears them at the Academy Awards?
They are an important part of civilization. According to the Canadians.
On a related note, please check out the Clown Sweater Project!