August 18th, 2015



August 4th, 2015

All the questions from PeeWee’s Big Adventure:


Can I have my “Mr. T” cereal?
Guess what I want?
A new brain?
What’s so funny, Pee-wee?
-I know you are, but what am I?
-I know you are, but what am I?
-I know you are, but what am I?
I know you are, but what am I?
I know you are, but what am I?
I know you are, but what am I?
-I know you are, but what am I?
Why don’t you make me?
Remember when I first saw your bike?
Are you just browsing today?
How do you like school?
Fake blood, or is it?
Super stink-bomb?
Shrunken head?
Regular size?
Trick gum?
Headlight glasses?
Come in red?
-What’s up, man?
-How’s it going?
Is Dottie still working on your bike?
What’s she doing to it?
Is my horn ready yet?
Where is it? Let’s hear it.
I want to know, if you will do something?
Like where?
Are you the owner?
Can I do anything?
Where are you going?
Why exactly do you believe the Soviets were involved?
You know what I’d do?
Can you think of anyone who’d want to take it?
Busy, doing what?
Where are they hosing him down?
Still want to buy my bike?
Are you all right?
What’s going on in there?
What is going on?
Have you lost your mind?!
Do you have any proof?
We don’t have to involve the authorities, do we?
Here. Would you care for some gum?
Would you care for some?
Spearmint or fruit?
You do believe me, don’t you, Dad?
How are you ever going to pay a reward like that?
Where are we going now?
Let’s begin, shall we?
Shall we?!
What’s missing from this picture?
Is this something you can share with the rest of us?
What is this?
Why? What’s the significance?
Well, when will that be?
Supposed to mean? Supposed to mean?!
Hot?! Who’s hot? Feels just fine to me! I feel just perfect.
You got cash?
Yes! Is it okay?
Where is it?! Can you see it?
Where is it?!
Where is it?
How about some music?
What did you do?
You know those “Do not remove under penalty of law” labels on mattresses?
You’re telling me?!
What’s going on?
Right, honey?
Have you seen this man?
-Some sort of problem?
Why don’t you take a picture?
What’s it like in the big house, Mickey?
Where’s those headlight glasses?
Some night, huh?
Did you say Large Marge?
I beg your pardon?
Before you go will you come and watch the sunrise with me?
Do you have any dreams?
Do you ever have a dream like that?
Why not? What’s stopping you?
-Who’s Andy?
But what?
Care for a sardine?
And Pedro is working on an “adobe.” Can you say that with me? Adobe.
Do I hear someone’s stomach growling?
Do we have any Mexican-Americans with us today?
Are there any questions?
Where’s the basement?
Aren’t we going to see the basement?
What’s wrong?
Hello, Dottie? It’s me, Pee-wee.
Where are you calling from?
What, Pee-wee?
Will you still help me find my bike?
What is it?
Could you wire me a bus ticket?
What’s your name?
Where you from?
Can’t you remember anything?
Did anybody tell you that this is the private club of the Satan’s Helpers?
Wait! Don’t I get a last request?
Why not?
Do you have a pass?
So the fellow said, “What do you think I have down here, a duck?” A duck!
Where can I find Kevin Morton?
Do you know what stage Kevin Morton is on?
All right, Kevin?
…except how can I when she’s so late on her cues?
Well, is everything straightened out?
Doesn’t it look like I’m ready?!
Remember me? Let’s go!
Son, are you all right?
Can you hear me?
My story. A movie?!
Do we have a deal?
Pee-wee, can I have your autograph?
What did they pay you?
Have you got any message for Room 104?
…but what am I?
How’s the X-1?
Where’s my candy?
When did you become blood brothers?
And you say you taught Pee-wee to ride his bike?
How about a picture of me on it?
If it wasn’t for me, none of this would have happened to you, right?
Right, Pee-wee?
Don’t you want to see the rest of the movie?

(unedited source)

June 25th, 2015

When you think of gifs, you should think of Tom Moody. At some point.

June 12th, 2015


(make with the clicky to see the gif-y)

Was originally supposed to appear here.

June 2nd, 2015



May 22nd, 2015

Have you seen THIS?

May 19th, 2015

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May 19th, 2015






May 15th, 2015



May 13th, 2015


May 11th, 2015





The artist who lays eggs with her vagina – or why performance art is so silly


In my work, seriousness was essential, otherwise the jokes fall flat.

In my work, jokes were essential, otherwise the seriousness would dissipate.

Why do I compare a joke to a poorly-made cake?
Why do I think seriousness is a gas (a form of matter, ungraspable, boundless, evanescent, chaotic and ghostlike[1])?

May 8th, 2015



April 28th, 2015



April 27th, 2015

These are animated .gifs made from a lenticular Little Golden Book edition of Disney’s Alice in Wonderland.

Click to launch animated versions.






April 16th, 2015

glitch twitter 1


April 9th, 2015


March 27th, 2015

The sky above the ruins was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.

The sky above the ruins was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.


March 27th, 2015



I am greatly irritated by the contemporary use of “swag” as derived from “swagger” (AFAICT).

As far as I’m concerned, you’ve only got “the swag” if you’ve got a bag containing the plate, silverware, and candlesticks.

Although not explicitly referenced, I would not be surprised to see Taffy with swag.

Bonus points for wearing the optional domino-mask.

Here are some notes on the origin of the word ‘swag’ that generally agree with me (ignore everything in the article that doesn’t agree with me).

March 13th, 2015

My daughter likes Barbie. I suppose there are some good reasons for that. I am hoping this is one of those.


If that was indeed the case, I’d be all like


March 11th, 2015

Czech Radio (a song in three parts)


part one


Tamás St.Auby, Czech radio (1969) (exegesis) (sideways exegesis)


part two

shitphone, a love story (okay, okay, its a phone, not a radio).


part three

I was living in Budapest and volunteering at Artpool in 1993, where I saw St.Auby’s Czech radio as part of the _3x4_ exhibit. I had it explained to me in person, and at a post-opening dinner, his toddler-daughter fed me my salad piece-by-piece.

22 years later, I am reading an article on cheap smartphones, and see the czech-radio. Dumb bricks. Only this time, who is fooled?

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