October 15th, 2015


July 24th, 2013

From: Human Resources
Subject: Employment Application

Hello Michael,

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We have just secured a free lasik evaluation for you, we would like you to complete this immediately prior to proceeding, if you currently wear glasses and/or contacts.

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May 15th, 2013

One of my texts, 5 emotional spam poems, has been published in The Newark Review 3.0.

Local version, Newark Review version.

This was actually back in January. My blog-posting has been a bit…. slow.

May 15th, 2013

subject: ++ J0B 0PEN!NG ++

to: [a whole bunch of addresses starting with x]

We are a charter member of the Mystery-shopping Provider’s Association (Ms-PA).
We appreciate your interest on the job opportunity to become a “MysterySH0PPER”.
As a SH0PPER you can work on your spare time for carry out the assignment.
Pay can range US $35O/assignment, at least 2 assignments a week will be assigned.

We will provide you the money for all your evaluation, so that the money order or
payment check will be in a certain amount that’s would be required to cash at your
Bank for remittance the money of your salary and use for your evaluation.

Please fill out the form personal information below if your interested
to start off with this offer and email back to us.

– N a m e :
– A d d r e s s :
– St4te/C!ty/Zip :
– PhoneNumber :
– Sex & Age :
– CurrentJob :
– EmailAddress :

Thanks for responding,and we will wait for your full details.

Hiring Manager

November 27th, 2012

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October 13th, 2006

spam notes

October 12th, 2006

animated spam

August 3rd, 2006

Is that PayPal email real, or just another spam-scam? Send it to for the answer!

March 30th, 2006

Joi Ito’s Web: on Comment spam poetry

January 20th, 2006

Mark Dery weighs in on Spam Lit, invoking the name of our dear, revered Marcel Duchamp.

If only Tristan Tzara had lived to read spambot subject lines, some boiler-room hacker’s idea of a foolproof strategy for bluffing your way past spam-killer defenses. “Be godparent or osteology,” admonishes today’s first hunk of junk mail, a Dadaist ultimatum if ever there was one. What mental-ward wisdom hides in this love-it-or-leave-it, my-way-or-the-highway dualism? Does it mean: If you’re not part of a social network, bound by family ties, you’ve got your nose in the boneyard? “Ragweed conjunct Sherlocke,” the next spam asserts, cryptically. A reference to Conan Doyle’s mythical detective?

You have undoubtedly noticed that I chose not to quote the section I referenced above. So go read the whole thing, already.


P.S. I’ve got some spam of my own sliced up in Amazing Text.

January 3rd, 2006

who doesn't like free money?

This is being posted for no reason.

October 7th, 2005

Dorna takes on French 911 spammers over on Guabancex.

July 13th, 2005

Making Light: Yo, Wocky Jivvy, Wergle Flomp–

James D. Macdonald:

I who a piteous widow must complain.
My son, my joy, arrested by a squad —
And in far Lagos he shall soon be slain.
The cash for his defense my husband hid
(I mean the late Abacha, even he),

I cannot use; for unjust laws forbid
That my funds can now be released to me.
There’s thirty millions that I cannot touch
But I can send to you, a man I trust:
O heed a widow’s prayer; your sleeve I clutch!
Relying on your kindness now I must
Request the number of your bank account.
I swear you’ll gain a very great amount.

Josh Jasper

this is the song

of miriam abacha
the spammer

miriam is a widower
of some vizeer or wazoo
in darkest africa
and she claims
that her son
had absconded with
thirty large

after her old man
got sent to sing sing

that was a long time ago
and one must not be
surprised if miriam
has forgotten some of her
more regal manners


March 4th, 2005

Want a SPAM SHIRT? Make yer own.

piceoplastic's spam shirt

I blame the Swiss..

December 23rd, 2004

Spamgraffiti | Online installations created from spam

October 18th, 2004

Guide to Spam-like Products

I have found the Holy Grail!!!!

On a side note, you might be interested in this legal brief filed by the Hormel Foods Corporation against Jim Henson Productions. It all revolves a new pig character introduced in Muppet Treasure Island.

December 2nd, 2003

Spammers turn to classic prose

Monday, 1 December, 2003, 10:57 GMT
By Mark Ward – BBC News Online technology correspondent

Poetry is probably not top of the list of things you expect to see in the spam and junk mail messages landing in your inbox everyday.

But lots of people are starting to find literary value hidden among the porn, penis patches, generic Viagra deals and mortgage offer

Some have composed poems using the subject lines of the spam they receive; others are creating verse using the strings of strange words that are often found inside spam messages.

A lucky few have even found excerpts of novels buried in spam.

read more…

September 14th, 2003

To: nepapa

From: sleisen

Delivered-To: mailing list

Date: Sat, 13 Sep 2003 20:53:13 EDT

Reply-To: nepapa

Okay, I accidentally opened spam called "Remove cellulite!" and found this bizarre beautiful hakui-like verbiage.  I’m an aithiest but could this be a gift from a god? Thoughts?


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