Name a Body Part
February 7th, 2006This is your chance to name a Real Work of Art
Posers. Wanna-bes. Small-thinkers.
But us — we’re in the big-time, baby!
For $50 cheap US dollars (at current exchange rates, that’s practically nothing!) I will name a body part (my choice, or in consultation) after you, or after the words or phrase of your choice (not obscene; my discretion).
What a deal!
Can’t go wrong!
No, there will be no tatoos involved, but you WILL receive a handsome certificate, signed by moi, and suitable for framing.
Plus, the satisfaction of knowing that, somewhere, there is a body part named by you that does not belong to an ex-lover.
Personal checks, Pay-Pal and barter accepted.
Please note: I have lost weight since the photo was taken, and look much more robust and handsome at present. What a deal!
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3 comments
ewww!!!!
wats up wid all da moles!!
HA HA! u look STUIPED!!!!!!
hmmm…don’t think i ever saw this view before. but i couldn’t pass it up this time. i assume that life is treating you mole-liciously.
Whoah, LaRond Baker?
life is okay. Grad school sucks w/ working full-time, and being married a few days shy of one month, things are interesting!