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March 24th, 2008Oliver is engaging in some engaging typecasting.
Oliver is engaging in some engaging typecasting.
Rick Walker is now making things that move.
you know how you get up in the middle of the night and get a glass of water in the bathroom without turning on the lights and you just wonder after youve drunk half the glass if somethings in there
Merlin Mann &co. ask about affections.
Oh, dear.
Anybody care to offer/make an accusation?
All my threads are packed, I'm ready to go I'm standing here outside your tribe I hate to wake you up to say goodbye But the dawn is breakin', it's early morn The mod's waiting, she's blowin' her horn Already I'm so lonesome I could cry. So kiss me and post for me Tell me that you'll link to me Text me like you'll never let me know*. I'm deletin' on a jet plane I don't know when I'll delete again Oh, babe, I love to delete. There's so many times I've let you down So many times I've played around I tell you now, they don't mean a thing Every online social network I go, I think of you Every post I post, I post for you When I come back, I'll wear your tribal** thing. So kiss me and post for me Tell me that you'll link to me Text me like you'll never let me know. I'm deletin' on a jet plane I don't know when I'll delete again Oh, babe, I love to delete. Now the time has come to leave you One more time let me private-message you Then close your eyes, I'll be on my way. Dream about the threads to come When I won't have to leave alone About the times, I won't have to say, So kiss me and post for me Tell me that you'll link to me Text me like you'll never let me know. I'm deletin' on a jet plane I don't know when I'll delete again Oh, babe, I love to delete.
With apologies to John Denver.
well when i came home i changed shoes and went through my mail from today and yesterday and threw out the real junk mail and kept the bills and one zero percent interest rate for a little more than a year credit card offer then left to go see my parents for dinner and to bake a cake with my mom i hadnt baked a cake since high school and i wanted to learn how to again and to bake a rum cake like my mother always made for my birthday it isnt a rum cake like some people know of but like a yellow sponge cake with rum flavoring and rum icing that is like milk and powdered or confectioners sugar only instead of milk you use rum and it tastes so good i would always ask for it for my birthday because on your birthday you could have whatever cake you wanted even if it was a rum cake and your sister couldnt stand it you could have it anyway only my car died in front of a church
so this young guy let me use his cell phone and i called my autoclub and i was on hold for forever and twenty minutes but they sent somebody and the somebody got there just before the church service for the graduates in blue robes got out becuase my car died just as they were going in and i got towed to the garage well not towed really becuase it was a rolloff truck and it rolled on then rolled off the rolloff and it was taken to the garage and i got out and the car rolled off the rolloff and they drove away there wasnt even anything for me to sign and i had a fortyfive minute walk home and i wish i hadnt changed my shoes
The Guabancex Blog: And SOLD, to the sucker in the back row!
a joke.
yes i file jokes under performance so sue me
Although therefore are now defunct, last year’s digital-distro-only album LGFCA is still available.
Er, I guess the breakup of a band seldom has much to do with back-catalogue availability.
i went to look at bikes and bike prices at the bike shop but the bike shop is closed on sundays well i think it is closed on sundays becuase today is sunday and the bike shop was closed only the bike shop does not have a sign saying when it is open and when it is closed it was just closed so i could look at bikes through the windows but i couldnt see any prices
Making Light: Ghosts of the Great War, 2005
Make Magazine has got nothing on Pie and Coffee: How to make 2,000 crosses
The Times-Tribune - News - 10/18/2005 - Boiling mad over bad water
More coverage on this, later.
This is in my parents’ neighborhood. Fortunately, they’re not on a well.
Dorna takes on French 911 spammers over on Guabancex.
For a kindergarten show&tell, I brought in my recorder. I can’t remember what I explained about it, but David Newman, who in eighth grade would have the biggest breasts in the class, no mean feat when you take Melissa’s into consideration, but that might be highly colored by later recollections, and I can’t precisely remember her dimensions in 1983 but I digress.
Ahem.
In kindergarten when I attempted to show off my plastic recorder, David Newman continaully interrupted asking “can it record people? can it record people?”
I think I attempted to ignore him and continue showing it off, but I can’t really remember anything else about the presentation.