found.art

December 6th, 2007

bakery poetry

coffee.art

March 12th, 2007

no pie, but fries

food.art

January 4th, 2007

I burned my poptart by accident.

spam.art

October 13th, 2006

spam notes

process.art

October 10th, 2006

easy cheese

stench.art

September 2nd, 2006

p-u

dice.art

July 11th, 2006

cutting an onion

alphaville.art

June 27th, 2006

Alpha-Bits cereal 1961-1972

chew.art

June 13th, 2006

The New Yorker: The Talk of the Town — the re-birth of Bazooka Joe

“We had passed from being quaint, cozy humor to being your grandpa’s joke,” Cherrie, a forty-three-year-old Canadian with a penchant for bright-colored shirts, said recently in the Topps boardroom, on Whitehall Street. A big part of the problem was Joe. “He was a little dweeb,” Cherrie said.

UPDATE 06.15.06: Dan Goodsell gives us the goods on the good Bazooka Joe.

food.art

May 18th, 2006

BOOKS2EAT the International Edible Book Festival

sugar.art

May 18th, 2006

sugar—» corn

jackets.art

April 12th, 2006

Dining - New York Times Blog — You Can Leave Your Hat On

Why are men no longer liked baked potatoes?

meat.art

November 2nd, 2005

BBC NEWS | England | Merseyside | Bacon mistaken for human head

Police have apologised to an artist after raiding his home when an artwork made out of bacon was mistaken for a human head.

food.art

September 17th, 2005

a photoset on Flickr - Mom’s Recipes

chain.art

July 25th, 2005

Times-Tribune - News - 07/25/2005 - The Casey site secures a tenant

And it is, of course, a chain.

We lost a fine family-owned restaurant when this revitalization began, and we’ve replaced it with crap.

Which is a real pity, becuase — otherwise — the projects are very good.

food.art

June 6th, 2005

I like Chicken Pot Pie. I used to have the little frozen-kind (you know, with the tinfoil-shell that made your teeth ringe when you hit it with your fork?) heated in the toaster-oven when watching “The Wonderful World of Disney.” Except that Disney was on Sundays and we’d usually have popcorn on Sundays, which means I didn’t have Chicken Pot Pies, then.

Whatever.

 

Anyhow, I bought this big 6-lb bag of Bisquick Instant Pancake mix for $4 (that should make it clear that the pounds are weight and the dollars currency) becuase it had a recipe on the back for “Easy Chicken Pot Pie.”

It IS pretty easy, but it’s pretty bland. I suppose the fact that it was on the back of a 6-lb bag of Bisquick Instant Pancake mix should have been the tip-off. But I’d never bought BisQuick before. And you’ve got to admit that was a pretty good deal.

Anyway, I’d like to get a better recipe. A tastier recipe. And one that — unfortuantely — involves using BisQuick (brand) Instant Pancake Mix (becuase I’ve got more than 5.5 pounds of it still taking of space in my refigerator).

green.art

May 31st, 2005

it's a Sprout phone

Sprout was previously seen in Whisper.art.

milk.art

March 28th, 2005

More on the Milk Bags story, courtesy Our Northern Friend:

bags of, you know — milk!

single people get carton
families get bags
also, you must own a plastic container which is used for years until it wears out which is never

that’s from my fridge
i displayed it so you could see the milk bag tag

you cut the corner of the bag with scissors or a knife or a milk bag opener thingy
the hole must be just the right size or else it pours funny

it’s always been like that everywhere all the time

the bag fits snuggly
you have to whack the pitcher on the counter a few times to get the bag in
it’s like a suction cup effect

Her point, being that Milk Bags, when sold in multiple units, contain (are contained with?) Milk Bag Tags, that are like unto those of Bread.

This Child of Isreal is not unfamiliar with the phenomenon:

they sell milk like that in israel too and they’ve been doing it forever. at least since ‘83 when i first saw it.

they have chocolate milk in smaller plastic bags. you buy one for 50 cents or so for your brat, clip off the corner and let him suck on it.

wurst.art

February 24th, 2005

Meat for your feet: Wurstteppich

Let us a piece prosperity into the rooms carry. Because, sausage is too beautiful to be over only eaten.

PROJECT the office for organization flat picture enters new terrain and produces real bitebite bites. In the context of the ‘ passages - interior Design 2005 ‘ we showed for the first time the public our interpretation of German cosiness: the sausage carpet, a delightful fusion from sausage and carpet. We say: “ago with the sausage. Let us a piece prosperity into the rooms carry. Because, sausage is too beautiful to be over only eaten.”

CAVEAT: that’s an automated Google translation Them is the best.

As always, I blame the Swiss.

Milk Bags V.20

February 10th, 2005

Those Clever Canuckistanis sometimes store their milk in Milk Bags!!! Who’d a thunk!

Actually, I remember getting milk in a bag when I lived in Hungary. You’d drop it into a special pitcher/holder and snip off the corner.

World.org confirms that I’m not alone in thinking this goes beyond the confines of Li’l Old Canada.

Courtesy the ever-questing boffins at MetaFilter.

UPDATE 03.28.05 : Much more information on Milk Bags