June 22nd, 2004

Took back the streets.

Well, the overpasses, anyway.

June 22nd, 2004

McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Enriched Uranium: What Every Parent Should Know.

  • Children who participate in sports are 80 percent less likely to procure, produce, and/or deal enriched uranium
  • Enriched uranium is what is known as a gateway element. Children who try enriched uranium are more likely to try plutonium and wine coolers
  • Generally speaking, girls seem completely uninterested in obtaining enriched uranium
  • In a recent poll, nearly two-thirds of high-school students reported that they knew where to get uranium if they wanted it; another one-third of students said that they had been at parties where isotopes were being separated

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