generate.art

May 31st, 2004

Lorem Ipsum Generator

116 words of the original 16th century Lipsum plus 384 additional words,
carefully chosen from Cicero’s very own “De Finibus”, bonded by superior scripting and utmost linguistic accuracy guarantee for the web’s most random …ah, randomness – 500 times sheer bliss for the typographically inclined. Ipso facto.

Heaven, I’m in Heaven
And my heart beats so

That I can hardly speak….

meat.art

May 29th, 2004

Terry Bisson: Meat play

Voice One: "You know how when you slap or flap meat, it makes a noise? They
talk by flapping their meat at each other. They can even sing by squirting
air through their meat."

Voice Two: "Omigod. Singing meat. This is altogether too much.

ubaldo.art

May 29th, 2004

St. Ubaldo Day, Jessup, Pennsylvania

It’s St. Ubaldo Day, today!

But I bet you already knew that….

UPDATE: see June 01 for a brief recap and photos.

three.words.art

May 29th, 2004

What I tell myself each morning to get through the day.

What’s That From?!

May 29th, 2004

What’s That From?!

Surely you’ve heard songs that contain short movie quote clips (often at the beginning of the track). Well, what’s worse than hearing such a clip and thinking to yourself, “I know I’ve heard it before, but what’s that from?!” Or maybe you have no idea what movie it’s from, but you would like to know.

Submit a clip for others to identify; or identify a clip others have submitted. Hmmmm….

scifi.art

May 28th, 2004

kenji siratori

Experimental post-cyberpunk fiction

Ah. Well. That explains everything.

distortion.art

May 28th, 2004

F/i

At long last, Space Mantra is available on CD.

NIBIRU.art

May 28th, 2004

planet NIBIRU

In effects, it is ago of some time what it has been spread the news of the discovery of a twelfth component of our planetary system but him elaborate scientific they remain still in possession of the NASA (Official Corporate body of the United States) therefore to we can found only today on the information that originate from the Sumeris and accordingly, from the translations of the dott. Sitghin and therefore, we hold good the 3600 year-old indication (according to our temporal method) the period of rotation of the planet around the Sun that is of only 360 days for the earth.

From this only element he/she is deduced that his/her orbit is very lengthened and the external extremity or, that opposite to the Perielio reaches an elevated depth in the Cosmic Space.

It is probable, but shown not but this planet can draw near not few to some external planet of a star of the Constellation of Orion if not straight to act from ?Planet Shuttle? between our system and another similar.

Erm, no—I have no idea what is going on, here.

f***.art

May 28th, 2004

Mr. Idle has a wonderful little ditty dedicated to the FCC.

drawing.art

May 28th, 2004

TheStar.com: No sketch please, we’re British

No sketching British items at a Toronto museum. But notes are allowed. Just no sketches, please. Thank you, move along.

this.is.not.art

May 28th, 2004

Wikipedia: Situationist(s)

This has been floating around for…months?…in my bookmarks list for no known reason. It’s a good overview of stuff you didn’t know you should know, and has lots of links to other articles. Including the Lettrists. Ah.

lunar.art

May 27th, 2004

brainsluice: nasa fakes moon landing!

The VISUAL PROOF that NASA DOESN’T WANT YOU TO SEE!!!

Found on stealth tribe. But you didn’t hear it from me.

law.art

May 25th, 2004

kuro5hin.org: theonomy

embrace.art

May 25th, 2004

Wild Mushrooms: Embrace

(poem.)

troy.art

May 25th, 2004

the Gabe cut

The only way I’m gonna see it

Unless Vanessa kicks up a fuss.

:::sigh:::

tonguetied.art

May 25th, 2004

The News Dissector’s Daily Blog for May 25:

As Dan Kennedy noted: ? It took what seemed like forever tonight for George W. Bush to get around to Abu Ghraib. And when he did, it was to blame it all on the troops?? And then mispronounce the name of the prison three different ways.

Hee-hee-hee. I caught a clip on the radio this morning–two ways in the same sentence. ::snort::

Thank goodness that I’m perfect.

UPDATE 05.26.04: a Reuters story has more details–including transliterations!

UPDATE 06.25.04: Real(ugh)Media clip from Jon Stweart’s Daily Show, entitled LBJ never referred to the “Tit Offensive.”.

aaaaugh.art

May 24th, 2004

Bleauggghhh!!!
I swallowed a bug!

Well, at least it wasn’t a cicada.

war.art

May 21st, 2004

IRAQ TODAY: Iraqis massacre British MPs

…on the football field.

Er, sorry about that, fellow-Americans–soccer field.

poor.art

May 21st, 2004

arte povera

WTF, Andy? What’s the background on this?!?! AAAArgh! I have no idea what is going on: some sort of warped Philipino artsy christmas stuff.

I want more.

And I want to go home and make stuff now.

Gmail – Inbox

May 21st, 2004

Whadda ya know. I still have a Gmail invite left over.

Any offers?

UPDATE 05.24.04: Some people have been asking what they should offer me. Doesn’t work that way. You make an offer and see what happens. My first invite netted me a Cadbury’s Creme egg shipped directly from Britain. One person has offered me his (?) resultant two Gmail invites; another has offered to make me life. I like the insousiance of the latter, remain doubtful over the mechanics of the former. Dance, people, and see if I’ll dance with you….

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