October 6th, 2003

The Surrogate of Live Pelt / K. HEATON ET AL.


THE SURROGATE

of

LIVE PELT

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
HERE WE HAVE
THE SURROGATE
BROUGHT TO YOU BY A LENGTHY AND ARDUOUS PROCESS
BY WHICH NO FEWER THAN 64 TICKLE ME ELMOS WERE

TRAPPED from locations across America
SKINNED by The Industrialist
MEMORIALIZED by Btsy Rss
COVETED by The Sociopath
MOUNTED by The Taxidermist
REBIRTHED by The Alchemist
CHRISTENED by The Debutante
INDUCTED by The Fashionista

All for the creation of a
ONE-OF-A-KIND
haute couture
full-body
VIBRATOR
Carefully crafted from the pelts and electronics of
–64 PREVIOUSLY OWNED TICKLE ME ELMOS–

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