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September 29th, 2003

STAR TREK for Communists

One memorably mind-boggling episode revolves around a shipboard ‘Mathematical Olympiad.’ Nemetsov served as quizmaster, but the competition was won by Cadet Valentin Volkov. He’s the show’s slide-rule-toting teen heartthrob, a role model for Soviet youth, and he has a mischievous pet monkey named Yuri.

I want a mischievous pet monkey, dammit!

September 29th, 2003

Stale Urine In the Caves of Nuclear Fire: download the classic album FOR FREE!