The complete and up-to-date list of all the randomly-selected headers:
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/ ___ \| | | | | | (_| |/ /| | | | | (_| | | | __/> <| |_
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All the news that's fit to print. |___/
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"Open the pod-bay doors, Hal."
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whereof one cannot speak thereof one must be silent.
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/_/ |_/_/_/_/\_,_//__/_/_//_/\_, / /_/ \__/_\_\\__/ 2) the illuminating gas
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| (_| | | | | | | (_| |/ /| | | | | (_| | | || __/> <| |_
\__,_|_| |_| |_|\__,_/___|_|_| |_|\__, | \__\___/_/\_\\__|
i have nothing to say |___/ and i am saying it.
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right shoe, hearthrug, by the fender.
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/\__ _\ /\ ___\ /\_\_\_\ /\__ _\ PSEUDO-LINEAR REVERSE
\/_/\ \/ \ \ __\ \/_/\_\/_ \/_/\ \/ TRANSCRIPTEASE TEXTUALITIES:
\ \_\ \ \_____\ /\_\/\_\ \ \_\ a compendium of lang-wedges,
\/_/ \/_____/ \/_/\/_/ \/_/ mostly appropriated
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these words were built for speeding.... /____/ that's what they're gonna do...
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from the same author that brought you "Remembrance of Things Past."
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/ _` | '_ ` _ \ / _` |_ / | '_ \ / _` | | __/ _ \ \/ / __|
| (_| | | | | | | (_| |/ /| | | | | (_| | | || __/> <| |_
\__,_|_| |_| |_|\__,_/___|_|_| |_|\__, | \__\___/_/\_\\__|
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nothing to see here. |___/ please move along.
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