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(Note: To see the following illustration correctly, you need to have an LCD monitor with pixels arranged in R,G,B order, like mine. Otherwise it’s going to look different and wrong.)

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1. Use a standard weblog template. 2. Lift some old material from the lettercolumn of a naughty magazine. Slightly rewrite the letters so they’re all by and about the same characters. Use them as your weblog “posts”. 3. Harvest a bazillion weblog URLs and automatically reformat them into a blogroll. (This would explain the non-transliterated titles; also the weblog titles where they accidentally incorporated contiguous bits of ASCII art.) 4.Voila! Your Trojan-Horse weblog is now ready. Insert a bunch of links and ads, and put it out on the web.
We take it on faith that the power will come on when we switch on computers to send e-mail around the world instantaneously from our air-conditioned, well-lit, cable-TV-equipped, key-coded, A.T.M.-financed worlds, without ever knowing that our power might be originating in Canada � eh? � or looping eerily around Lake Erie.