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    /\__  _\ /\  ___\   /\_\_\_\   /\__  _\  PSEUDO-LINEAR REVERSE
    \/_/\ \/ \ \  __\   \/_/\_\/_  \/_/\ \/  TRANSCRIPTEASE TEXTUALITIES:
       \ \_\  \ \_____\   /\_\/\_\    \ \_\  a compendium of lang-wedges,
        \/_/   \/_____/   \/_/\/_/     \/_/  mostly appropriated

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DRIVERS ALERT: A series of potholes has opened up in the left lanes. Exercise caution when traveling through this area as several vehicles have pulled over with flat tires.