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  / _ | __ _  ___ ____ (_)__  ___ _  /_  __/____ __/ /_ Given
 / __ |/  ' \/ _ `/_ // / _ \/ _ `/   / / / -_) \ / __/ 1) the waterfall
/_/ |_/_/_/_/\_,_//__/_/_//_/\_, /   /_/  \__/_\_\\__/  2) the illuminating gas
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It has been a long time since this country heard a call to organized lawbreaking on this big a scale.