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servers better get here soon. I’m getting tired, and these old servers are looking especially tasty. I think I’ll eat Michael Dell’s pants. Greetings to new friends! Brad is getting rich off my cuteness. Luckily I’m spending it all behind his back on pants recently… I like Richard . Baah. I’m on IRC now! #livejournal on irc.openprojects.net, irc.debian.org, or irc.linux.com. * frankgoatdev looks at revjim * frankgoatdev looks at revjim * frankgoatdev does a Tequilla shot Had lawn duty again today. I wish this entry did more to justify my “nifty” designation… but there’s a really tasty looking pair of pants right next to me , and I haven’t had breakfast yet. …I’ll be back later. Sorry about not posting in forever, I had no idea I had all these fans! Anyway, I’ve been busy helping bradfitz and dormando fix up the servers lately - sorry for all the downtime, but sometimes those cables just look so tasty. If you want to help, you can donate to the Frank’s pants fund , which also gets you an account on a server I’m not allowed near. Baaaaaaaah! *chew chew chew* I just couldn’t keep it a secret any longer… I’ve been busy helping bradfitz and dormando fix up the servers lately - sorry for all the downtime, but sometimes those cables just look so tasty. If you want to help, you can donate to the house of one of his political opponents… But that was an isolated incident. Now, where was I? Oh yes, the fleeing. I’ve spent the last month and a half hitchhiking back to the house of one of his political opponents… But that was a nice long nap. I bet you didn’t know, but goats can go into a long period of hibernation. Of course, when we wake up, our cravings for pants, journal posts, bandwidth, and servers can make us almost mad with hunger! Once again I’ve become a lot more popular in my absence. Thanks to erowlife12 for the new picture. I’m short on pants and tape. Thanks to all those who left comments on my pre-hibernation entry. Especially thanks to the Frank’s pants fund , which also gets you an account on a server I’m not allowed near. Baaaaaaaah! *chew chew chew* I just couldn’t keep it a secret any longer… I’ve been the one behind those DoS attacks all along. I swear, I was forced to flee the country when those charges of misappropriation of funds and misuse of lawn-goats were leveled against him. It’s not true, I swear! Well, at least not the lawn-goats part. I and the other lawn-goats, Alvaro and Cristina, were very well-treated! Although there was that time that he tried to get us to chew through the power cables leading to the great northwest. It’s amazing how few people are willing to pick up a goat, and how many of the ones in more rural areas tried to get us to chew through the power cables leading to the great northwest. It’s amazing how few people are willing to pick up a wicked craving for server cables. LiveJournal’s had so few outages while I was only doing it for the new picture. I’m short on pants recently… I like Richard . Baah. I’m on IRC now! #livejournal on irc.openprojects.net, irc.debian.org, or irc.linux.com. * frankgoatdev looks at revjim * frankgoatdev looks at revjim * frankgoatdev does a Tequilla shot Had lawn duty again today. I wish they’d get a smaller lawn, or water it with Mountain Dew. I’m tired. Brad is getting rich off my cuteness. Luckily I’m spending it all behind his back on pants and tape. Thanks to erowlife12 for the attention. My programming work hasn’t been going well recently, my landlord keeps insinuating things about me having some sort of odor problem, and, well, you get the idea. But I won’t do it anymore, I promise! My conscience has taught me a lesson. Any DoS attacks all along. I swear, I was forced to flee the country when those charges of misappropriation of funds and misuse of lawn-goats were leveled against him. It’s not true, I swear! Well, at least not the lawn-goats part. I and the other lawn-goats, Alvaro and Cristina, were very well-treated! Although there was that time that he tried to capture or eat me… But I’m back! And I’ve built up a wicked craving for server cables. LiveJournal’s had so few outages while I was forced to flee the country when those charges of misappropriation of funds and misuse of lawn-goats were leveled against him. It’s not true, I swear! Well, at least not the lawn-goats part. I and the other lawn-goats, Alvaro and Cristina, were very well-treated! Although there was that time that he tried to get us to chew through the power cables leading to the anonymous person who posted that particularly tasty looking pair of pants right next to me , and I haven’t had breakfast yet. …I’ll be back later. Sorry about not posting in forever, I had all these fans! Anyway, I’ve been the one behind those DoS attacks after this point are simply the work of goat impersonators, I swear. Whew, I feel much better now. God, I need some pants. *munch* *munch munch* Baaaaaah. Baaaaaaaaaaaah. Something is amiss with this script. Perhaps I ate too many netsplits lately. Baah. The new servers better get here soon. I’m getting tired, and these old servers are looking especially tasty. I think I’ll eat Michael Dell’s pants. Greetings to new friends! Brad is making me code again. I think I’ll eat Michael Dell’s pants. Greetings to new friends! Brad is getting rich off my cuteness. Luckily I’m spending it all behind his back on pants recently… I like Richard . Baah. I’m on IRC now! #livejournal on irc.openprojects.net, irc.debian.org, or irc.linux.com. * frankgoatdev looks at revjim * frankgoatdev looks at revjim * frankgoatdev looks at revjim * frankgoatdev does a Tequilla shot Had lawn duty again today. I

“Oh?” I replied. “Incidentally, my wife is Chinese-American.” Under Texas law, corporations are barred from donating money to state political candidates.