When I was born, my father was one of the few librarians in the country developing an automated (computerized) library card catalog system (forthe Northwestern University Library).

He made up this punch-card with my birth information:

INPUT: JAY/MARY-ANN PAULUKONIS
OUTPUT:MICHAEL JOSEPH
FORMAT: 4/23/70 6:52PM 6LB2OZ

I hope I'm not over-due.